pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image


did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.
Source

did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.

Source


domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”


teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

image

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

image

and, of course, from henry v

image

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

image


castihellyes:

castillionism:

fuchsimeon:

gentry-d:

Can we just talk about the fact that Nathan Fillion is a huge fangirl

for

image

like

image

every

image

fandomimage

ever

image

he

image

needs

image

to get

image

a life

image

One of us

And then this…

image

He is tumblr

I vote for Nathan Fillion to become the host of a tv show where he just interviews actors from his favorite tv shows and fandoms.


rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

image

image


posted 2 days ago with 33,719 notes
© rouxx - via xerawyn

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


tastefullyoffensive:

[xkot]

tastefullyoffensive:

[xkot]


operatorsgonnaoperate:

Tactical operating procedures: covering your partner in a combat scenario.

operatorsgonnaoperate:

Tactical operating procedures: covering your partner in a combat scenario.


iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool


did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
Source

did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

Source


queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.


ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)


hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


clotpolesonly:

 (via cmagics)