tastefullyoffensive:

[goneintorapture]

tastefullyoffensive:

[goneintorapture]


barneswinter:

Don’t talk to me about this I’m not ready. 


dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here


vulgarera:

parkingstrange:

the hit was super effective


amywinterbreeze:

naturalmomma:

bookshop:

221b-astards:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.

Literally me if I ever try to be a parent

omfg it just keeps getting funnier

My life

Yep.

amywinterbreeze:

naturalmomma:

bookshop:

221b-astards:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.

Literally me if I ever try to be a parent

omfg it just keeps getting funnier

My life

Yep.


gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white


WRITING IS HARD 

Ugh, I’m procrastinating the last chapter of this fic, and I don’t know why. I know exactly what is going in the chapter.

I just have to start it. 

Le’ sigh.


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thecandycal:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Samsung is taking shots

I did not know my phone was waterproof

thecandycal:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Samsung is taking shots

I did not know my phone was waterproof


sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters


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becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!


thefrogman:

[reddit]

thefrogman:

[reddit]


thecelerystalksatmidnight:

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

image

aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

madambitchtits

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily


anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days