June 2011
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II - THE FINAL TRAILER
earlessboywonder:
galwaygirl-:
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HEY LOOK NEW LAYOUT. It's pretty.
spacesharkswithbanjos:
Dear Ignorant bigot,
earlessboywonder:
You went to fucking unitown, yet you put down and entire group of individuals so carelessly. You remain ignorant to the fact that what you say reflects who you are as a person. Now shut the fuck up.
Kthxbai
Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because...
fuckyeahlaughters:
insertbadassurlhere:
oh yeah, i remember that time when i was a vampire.
LMAO
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Paddle Faster!: Summary of Supernatural, without... →
blamemisha:
sweetsyren:
soulfisting:
heathyr:
madehimsaycomfychairs:
Sam and Dean Winchester are two brothers with vaguely homoerotic undertones that fight demons and the Devil and shit, drink beer, and fuck bitches. Sam is some kind of Caucasian Jolly Green Giant and Dean…
HP Books according to Draco Malfoy
unmarginatedharlottry:
twelvefailsafewaystocharmwitches:
Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake
Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter’s Broomstick
Draco Malfoy and Hagrid’s Bloody Chicken
Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About
Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad
Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet
Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
life ruiners: Scottish and Irish guys..
darkisthenight:
James McAvoy
Michael Fassbender
Ewan McGregor
David Tennant
Colin Morgan
Cillian Murphy
American Irish/Scottish:
Sean Maher
Jensen Ackles
James “Jimmy” Stewart
etc etc…
James McAvoy Marathon
Yes. I love my life right about now. :)
Wimbledon
X-Men: First Class
Atonement
Wanted
Becoming Jane
The Last Station
The Last King of Scotland
Starter For Ten
Penelope
ShakespeaRe-Told
Chronicles of Narnia
(I”m rewatching these last two)
The Conspirator
Gnomeo and Juliet
Inside I’m Dancing
Band of Brothers
Arthur Christmas
Welcome to the Punch
Shamless
I’m...
I swear James McAvoy is too hot to handle.
malfoy-is-my-king:
perolas:
“Charles, I’ll never tell the CIA where you are. I just hope they don’t think of...”
– The Office’s Mindy Kaling on Charles’ super secret hideout (via camewiththeframe)
bitterbrokenbones:
Don’t tell me you weren’t thinking this, shut up.
My Google Creation! MUAHAHAHAHA! →
i am so in love with james mcavoy.
c0nniewang:
that is all.
I. CANNOT. STOP. CRYING.
eduardo-saverin:
RUINED FOREVER
I’VE BEEN SOBBING FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES
WHY OH MY GOD
THIS MOVIE JUST KFSGSHKJSDHFLKAHJKLFHDS
ALL
THE
FEELINGS
LET ME DIE
moritta:
“Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame…”
