Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
Roman numerals. What are they good IV?
wellalright: just think, in another 15 years they’ll do another rerelease of titanic where they’ll be able to send you back in time to die on the actual ship.
nuggetsandpizza: Allow me to remind you about...
nomoreundead: Carry On - Fun.
finmeister: sometimes i forget that rick santorum actually exists and isnt just this overly exaggerated tv show villain we all make fun of for being poorly written
twelvebats: winwhal: shercocklocked: ...
Just a thought
oursisthefury: theresaplastictree: if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night. or did they just not want to ask or
There are two types of shippers:
whatwouldjohnnydeppdo: There are the casual ones And then there’s me
ofwgblake: gokaliego: whateveritsandrew: irrevocablymarisa: endlessheartbeat: cobalon: naydenhagin: cats69: kindracantspell: LITERALLY CRYING OH MY GOD OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR ...
And so here I am, with four less teeth. And with how tired I feel, I think I’ve lost some wisdom as well…whatever, at least I have my ice cream :)
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
ironfleet: johnfenixaran Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
wayward-saints: nobody loves robert downey jr more than robert downey jr.