Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
aforaffort: hommos: tumblr has changed my life to the point where my sentences can no longer be properly formulated because same yes good gpoy
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries...
joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
myadamantiumheart: tonysboypussy: i’m sorry you can’t say “black olives” that’s racist you have to say olives of color check your privilege, salad bars everywhere
Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...– no one (via preparefortrouble-makeitdouble)
so uh, why wasnt tom cast as snow white?
duhleksassbuttsmockingjaysohmy: Lips red as blood. Hair black as night. Skin white as snow …he’s the fairest of them all, too.